Korean Humor 12

SAMPLE #A26 – EVERLAND

We went to Everland Theme Park. We tried ‘only’ three thrilling attractions. Those were based on my ‘unplanned-proposal’ that thoughtlessly approved by others.

First Attraction: T-Express Roller Coaster.

When the cart was being pulled uphill till the top of 56 meters in height, we yelled and screamed.

A: “AAAAAA… AAAAA…”

B: “OMG… OMG…”

C: “OH NO… OH NO…”

Me: “HUHUHU… GILA… INI IDE SIAPA YA?”

A,B,C : “IDE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!’

Me: “@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@! – iya gitu?”

Second Attraction: Flume ‘Niagara’ Ride

When the cart was being pulled uphill till the top, we yelled and screamed. Again.

A: “OOOOO… OOOO….”

B: “OMG… OMG…”

C: “NOT AGAIN… OH NO… PLEASE HELP ME

Me: “HUHUHU… KOK GINI LAGI YA.. GILA… INI IDE SIAPA SICH?”

A,B,C : “IDE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Me: “@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@! – iya kali ya”

Last Attraction: Colombus ‘Kora-kora’ Adventures

When the ship was being pushed to the farthest point, we yelled and screamed. Again and again.

A: “AAAAAA… AAAAA…”

B: “OMG… OMG…”

C: “OH NO… OH NO… AAAAA…”

Me: “HUHUHU… INI TERAKHIR KAN… GILA… INI IDE SIAPA LAGI YA?”

A,B,C : “IDE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Me: “@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@! – mungkin ide saya.”

SAMPLE #A27 – T-EXPRESS.

We went to Everland Theme Park and tried T-Express Roller Coaster. The steepest wooden-made roller coaster in the world with 77 degrees of angle (see video and simulation). It was almost free-fall motion that only gravity force worked on us. Furthermore, the sound of ‘krek-krek’ produced by wood construction increased the suspense and fear psychologically. Any words would be hard to describe the real feeling of riding the coaster, the mix of trauma and heart attack maybe suitable. Once is okay, twice is ‘no thanks’.

Me: “Hi, how was your weekend?”

Labmate: “Good. I went to my house. What about you?”

Me: “Hmm… I went to Everland.”

Labmate: “Wow. That’s really good. What attraction did you take?”

Me: “I took T-Express Roller Coaster.”

Labmate: “Great. How was it?”

Me: “Amazing-ly killing me.”

Labmate: “How many times did you try?”

Me: “Once is more than enough. What about you?”

Labmate: “Five times.”

Me: “@#$%^&*()_(&^#@!@#$ – heart attacked. T.T”

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