Korean Humor 9

SAMPE #20 – PROFESSOR QUOTES 1

Before the mid-exam of advanced fluid mechanics course: marriage of incompressible-fluid and unconscious-calculus.

Professor: (Writing Navier-Stokes equations and their relatives on the board)

Students: … (-_-‘) …

Professor: (Deriving complex calculus continuously)

Students: ( T . T )

Professor: “My dear students, this is our last material for next week mid-exam. Do YOU have any questions?”

Students: (@-@)

After three seconds of silence.

Professor: “Aha, YOU don’t care ya.”

Students: “@#%!?$&$ – silence is gold.”

SAMPE #21 – PROFESSOR QUOTES 2

Before the final-exam of advanced fluid mechanics course: marriage of inviscid-fluid and unsolved-calculus.

Professor: (Writing  equations again and again on the board)

Students: … (-_-‘) …

Professor: (Deriving complex calculus continuously again and again)

Students: ( T . T )

Professor: “My dear students, this is our last material for next week final-exam. But, I will not ask you ‘Do YOU have any question?’ ”

Students: (@-@)

After three seconds of silence.

Professor: “Because I don’t know how YOU can enjoy this course.”

Students: “@#%!?$&$ – still, silence is gold.”

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